{"id":6,"date":"2013-10-15T19:17:44","date_gmt":"2013-10-15T19:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/?p=6"},"modified":"2013-10-15T19:36:41","modified_gmt":"2013-10-15T19:36:41","slug":"bumper-sticker-on-the-defiant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"Bumper Sticker On The Defiant"},"content":{"rendered":"<div role=\"chatMessage\">\n<div><strong>Sister<\/strong>:\u00a0 Man, Star Trek has such bad gun safety<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div role=\"chatMessage\">\n<div><strong>\u00a0Me<\/strong>:\u00a0 Phasers don&#8217;t kill people, Klingons kill people<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div role=\"chatMessage\">\n<div><strong>Sister<\/strong>:\u00a0 And then eat their hearts<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sister:\u00a0 Man, Star Trek has such bad gun safety \u00a0Me:\u00a0 Phasers don&#8217;t kill people, Klingons kill people Sister:\u00a0 And then eat their hearts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[3,2],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-posts","tag-conversation","tag-star-trek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7,"href":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions\/7"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefannish.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}